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Apr 22

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

(via thefuuuucomics)

kanyequester:

romanoitalia:

arminsbooty:

artlert:

WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS

I’D BE BLOODY RICH

WAS THAT A PUN?

it’d be a major boost in my monthly cash flow 

(Source: kounous, via doctor-saywhatnow)

lovingthystruggle:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

Lmfao

lovingthystruggle:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

Lmfao

(via thisiselliz)

tmz:

Makes you wonder … 

tmz:

Makes you wonder … 

(via stushworld)

Apr 11

lesbianathogwarts:

dittoh:

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god

(via desiezed)

Apr 06

(Source: bewbin, via hagaoandshumai)

eta-carinae-nova:

LMFAO! The best Friday!

eta-carinae-nova:

LMFAO! The best Friday!

(via somethinglikeprincesst)

tea-and-tumblr:

snorlaxatives:

i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

"wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming"

(Source: snorlaxatives, via mediumcola)

jackblogguy:

if you click a link its either a virus or a rick roll its like internet russian roulette 

(via mediumcola)

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(via mediumcola)

sorry:

I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr

(Source: sorry, via suddenlypants)

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via suddenlypants)

(Source: starpilotluke, via ninifrlll)

wobble-wub:

Dark Souls PVP in a nutshell.
#Gank’d

wobble-wub:

Dark Souls PVP in a nutshell.

#Gank’d

(via the-original-hana)

(Source: ellingtonhammond, via victoriaelizabethdoll)