Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.
nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god
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LMFAO! The best Friday!
i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2
"wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming"
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if you click a link its either a virus or a rick roll its like internet russian roulette
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr
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I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
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Dark Souls PVP in a nutshell.
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