step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan
(Source: tio-skrillex, via charr-rawrr)
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen, ever.
Her running on her little tippy toes I cannot even
(Source: futubandera, via liegepoatbrest)
McDonald’s are testing home delivery
so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes
Your dad-pure genius
LET ME LICK YO THIGHS MOTHER FUCKER.
you got cute eyes mother fucker.
when im with you time flies motherfucker
When I see you I’m mesmerized motherfucker
Plant your face in between these thighs motherfucker
I’ll make you roll your eyes motherfucker
Eat it till she cries motherfucker
faked the whole squad
faked the cameraman too
sikk tekkers bruv…
This is illegal in 63 galaxies
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via charr-rawrr)
Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying
why are mini m&ms so much better than normal m&ms
because there’s this thing called the square-cube law (x) which basically says that as volume decreases, so does the surface area, but not as quickly (by the square of the scaling factor, instead of by the cube), which means that smaller m&ms have a higher candy:chocolate ratio than normal ones
i was gonna call u a nerd… but.. thats actually….kinda…interesting
is there like financial aid for concert tickets
(Source: inflexa, via scarlett-rose)
typical representation of people 1 week before finals.
why are they writing with a spoon?
(Source: hazteparaalla, via charr-rawrr)
The floor is lava! — Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via mamaraisedhell)
(Source: ahkep, via breauxjones)
Nigga I can’t breathe lmaoooo
This is so damn shameful