May 2013
allmymetaphors:
isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves
carnivalowl:
Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
“Just because you’re offended doesn’t make you right.”
– Ricky Gervais (via gq)
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
thetallblacknerd:
Woman: I have the pussy
Me:
muffinmachine:
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
wwiao:
have you ever been reading a book and youre like half way down the page when you realize you havent really been reading your eyes have just been scanning over the words aimlessly you know
tushi:
why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs
idk-bro-i-just-want-food:
jo—harvelle:
okaydoke:
if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
blackbruise:
do you ever get bored of tumblr so you open up a new tab and go to tumblr
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
