Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.
nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god
i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2
"wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming"
if you click a link its either a virus or a rick roll its like internet russian roulette
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment